I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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