tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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