Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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