Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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