I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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