Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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