it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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