Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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