I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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