You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So vagazzling was a success
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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