Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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