i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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