i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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