ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Welp...herpes.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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