Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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