dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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