So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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