Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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