Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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