The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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