STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
