I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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