The best revenge is premature balding
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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