ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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