1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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