Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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