is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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