I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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