So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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