he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
