her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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