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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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