Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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