I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Randomize
