I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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