If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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