it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
