and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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