I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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