Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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