why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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