It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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