id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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