where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
worst night to have a conscience
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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