I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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