i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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