i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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