Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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