What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
