Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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