This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
