i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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