Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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