I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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